Amazon's Deals of the Day are a little lame today, but thankfully some brands are getting their Black Friday sales cranking a little earlier than usual. Start things off with the king of all obnoxious, expensive holiday purchases: a really, really big TV.

This could be your life. (Sony)
This could be your life. (Sony)

Woooooo! No matter how crunchy and tech-adverse you are, it's hard to deny that a really, really big television that lets you play movies and television as big as possible is a cool thing to have. For the next couple of weeks, you can get a whopping 70″ smart TV (that means you can use YouTube, Netflix and other services from the remote) with all of the modern fixings (4K Ultra HD, direct LED screen) for as cheap as you are probably ever going to find it, at $800 off of its retail price. Is it time for you to take the plunge into an obnoxious trophy television? Yes.

Don’t let ’em freeze! (N’ice Caps)
Don’t let ’em freeze! (N’ice Caps)

Children: not only are they always cold, but they're always growing larger, meaning you always need new stuff to stop them from getting cold. Thankfully, you can prepare for your children's impending encoldening with a nice sale on kids hats, gloves and scarves from N'Ice Caps ($10-$22) in a ton of different colors and styles.

I’m excited about this sale, which makes me a huge piece of shit. (Polder)
I’m excited about this sale, which makes me a huge piece of shit. (Polder)

You know you're a miserable adult when you get excited about high-end dish racks, but here I am, a miserable adult, excited about a high end dish rack. Fancy product review website Wirecutter loves Polder's dish rack, which has excellent drainage, tough construction and a pull-out plastic tray that doubles as extra space or a drying rack. I'm probably going to snap this up today, because the one I have from IKEA is beyond disgusting.

(Amazon)
(Amazon)

If you're still thinking about turning your home into a smart home, Amazon's celebrating "smart home month" with a bunch of deals on smart home bundles through the 23rd.