1. The Wrestler: He's an old, broken-down piece of meat, and he just wants you to not hate him. Academy, Grand Lodge, Laurelhurst, Valley.

2. Slumdog Millionaire: And maybe you could also give him a cookie? Academy, Avalon, Bagdad, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

3. Revolutionary Road: And a glass of milk? Edgefield, Laurelhurst.

4. Doubt: And a stripper to bang in the bathroom? Academy, Bagdad, Laurelhurst, Valley.

5. Creepshow: No? Too much? OK. Not hating him will be fine. Bagdad.