1. He’s Just Not That Into You: Sometimes you just need a movie to give you entertainment and relational advice. Academy, Milwaukie.
2. The Wrestler: Because God knows it would be too much to ask that you stop thinking about the relationship for the two hours required to watch a movie. Academy, Laurelhurst.
3. River’s Edge: The relationship provides you with validation and meaning. Bagdad.
4. Doubt: It cannot be interrupted for mere amusement. Academy, Edgefield, Laurelhurst.
5. Paul Blart: Mall Cop: This, by the way, is exactly why he is not into you. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, St Johns, Tigard-Joy, Valley.