1. I Love You, Man: The new craze among men? Bromance. Tigard-Joy, Valley.
2. The Lord God Bird: “Bromance” is what used to be known as “friendship.” Academy, 7 pm Friday, May 15.
3. Adventureland: It involves “man dates,” which used to be called “getting dinner.” Academy, Grand Lodge, Laurelhurst.
4. Watchmen: I’m going to start my own new social trend. Academy, Bagdad, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Mission, Tigard-Joy, Valley.
5. Coraline: It’ll be just like dating, but I’m going to call it “ladybanging,” because that sounds more obnoxious. Academy, Laurelhurst, Living Room Theaters, Milwaukie, Mission