1.Observe and Report: Did I ever tell you I worked as a security guard? Academy, Bagdad, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission.

2. Earth: I wasn't one of those angry, violent security guards. I sat in a booth and read magazines. Edgefield, Grand Lodge.

3. Valentino: The Last Emperor: I actually began to suspect that the security-guard force was not much of a crime deterrent. Laurelhurst.

4. Adventureland: Maybe it was because my shift relief was 80 years old. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission, St. Johns.

5. Hannah Montana: The Movie: Another clue: He had only one arm. Academy, Kennedy School.