AS AMERICAN AS THIS: Niki Durig and her sweet apple pie fries. IMAGE: Jarod Opperman
Every summer, the Rose Festival turns Portland's Tom McCall Waterfront Park into a 11-block-long clogged artery—an unrepentant celebration of all things fatty, tooth-rot sweet and likely to make you puke after riding the Zipper. Which is, we admit, pretty awesome. "We like to have at least one person who charbroils the burgers to get that nice smell," says Waterfront Village events assistant Laura Mears, who helps pick which vendors get to set up shop during the fest. This year, the two dozen sellers include a solar-powered coffee cart and an outfit offering "giant" elephant ears nearly 2 feet across at $8 a pop. Although classic stuff-on-sticks and "will it fry?" creations abound—fried Twinkies, Oreos, ice cream and Snickers—the "Sweet Apple Pie Fries" cart is this year's queen of the fairway, located across the way from the "Be Psoriasis Eczema Free Forever!" booth. Cart owner Niki Durig, who hails from McMinnville, says she can't really take credit for the idea. "It's from God," she swears as she decorates another pie fry with a crown of whipped cream and caramel. "I prayed about it. I was a single mom, I was broke, and I said, 'God, if you want me to make it, help me.'" That night she dreamed up her meal ticket: fresh sliced Granny Smith apples hand-dipped in her own batter recipe, fried in soy oil and sprinkled with cinnamon sugar ($5-$7 a basket)—a ridiculously good elephant ear hybrid with a tart crunch and a giant Ferris wheel-sized sugar rush. This is Durig's second year at Waterfront Village, and she says she goes through about eight cases of Oregon apples in one weekend to satisfy the crowds. Can't make it this weekend? No problem. She's looking to score a spot at Portland Saturday Market soon.
Sacramento-based emo outfit Far was the gateway band for a whole generation of teenagers, including
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[MUSIC] NEKO CASE
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The annual award ceremony honoring outstanding achievement in PDX theater has been celebrating the best of the city's dramatic arts for 30 years.