1. State of Play: Another picture gets misty about the end of newspapers. Academy, Edgefield, Laurelhurst, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.
2. Sunshine Cleaning: On behalf of newspapers everywhere, we appreciate your tributes. Academy, Bagdad, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission, Valley.
3. Adventureland: We would also appreciate our cut of your box-office receipts. Laurelhurst.
4. I Love You, Man: We're just kidding with you. But you know what we would appreciate? Academy, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Mission, Milwaukie.
5. Fast and Furious: You buying a fucking subscription. Academy, Milwaukie, Valley.