1. Land of the Lost: I cannot believe this movie flopped at the box office. Academy, Bagdad, Edgefield, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Mission, Valley.

2. Chinatown: It had Will Ferrell pouring dinosaur pee on himself! Laurelhurst.

3. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: It was based on a terrible television show that literally dozens of people still enjoy! Academy, Bagdad, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Valley.

4. Pickpocket: There was even a monkey-man who grabbed ladies' boobs! Clinton Street Theater.

5. Drag Me to Hell: If a boob-grabbing monkey-man can't succeed, what hope is there for the rest of us? Academy, Bagdad, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.