1. Food, Inc.: The next time you sit down to a bucket of KFC, think about how chickens were raised. Laurelhurst.

2. Up: Think about how they become so heavy they topple over and suffocate in their own shit. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

3. Away We Go: Keep thinking about this until you can't keep your food down. Academy, Laurelhurst, Valley.

4. Public Enemies: Unfortunately, you already bought the bucket of KFC. So now you're a murderer and a bulimic. Academy, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission.

5. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: You're welcome. Academy, Edgefield, Milwaukie, Valley.