1. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans:I am Christopher Humphreys. Kennedy School, 9:45 pm nightly.

2. The Iron Giant:I cover the MAX trains. Bagdad, 11 pm Friday, Jan. 8.

3. Zombieland:If you misbehave while on one of my trains, I will sit on your chest, and how. Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Valley.

4. Brothers:But I have a great sense of humor, and will never target newspaper columnists who make fun of me. Academy, Valley.

5. Where the Wild Things Are:I am afraid of Christopher Humphreys. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Mission, Valley.