1. 2012: We've been over this before, but the end of the world is not really something for you to look forward to. Academy, Milwaukie, Mission, Valley.
2. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans:Oh, sure, you think you'll be one of the lucky survivors who gets to breed with all the attractive people. Academy, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst.
3. Ninja Assassin:But you won't. Edgefield, Milwaukie, St. Johns.
4. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs:You'll drown in the tidal wave, or be vaporized by the bombs. You will not move fast enough. Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Valley.
5. Where the Wild Things Are:Brew Views is here to remind you that you are going to die. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, St. Johns, Valley.