1. A Serious Man: Have you seen those pictures of Greg Oden? Now there's a serious man. Academy, Bagdad, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

2. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans:No, I am not conflicted or apologetic about making that joke. Academy, Laurelhurst.

3. Youth in Revolt:Many people have penises. This is inherently funny. Academy, Laurelhurst.

4. Princess Mononoke:The fact that Greg Oden has a penis isn't upsetting; it's all this hand-wringing over it. Laurelhurst.

5. The Hurt Locker:Yes, that was probably another joke. Academy, Valley.