From April through September, this hot dog joint dishes up the most delicious schadenfreude in town: Cubs games in HD. But the food here, unlike a certain ball club, will still be around in the post-season. The Chicago Red Hot ($3.50) is a classic dog piled high with the stadium works, while the Soldier Field Fries ($4.50), smothered with nacho cheese and peppers, offer a perfect simulation of greasy ballpark fare. Expat Bears fans will enjoy the suicide by caloric intake that is the half-pound, chili-drowned Ditka Dog ($7.50).