Back to basics: Stark Naked is a no-frills pizza joint (unless you consider a table-top version of the '82 videogame classic Mr. Do! a frill). The thin-'n'-crispy slices ($2-$3.50) are generous, bigger at the crust than a thumb-to-pinkie span, but don't expect a flavor rumba. You might also try out the hot and cold subs ($6-$7) or one of three salads ($5). And you can't grab a can of RC Cola just anywhere anymore. (ID)