Skip to main contentThe Handy Slut, as regulars and the bar's merchandise call it, is a lurid, windowless utopia. It looks like it once housed the Rat Pack—and hasn't cleaned since the party ended. Bartenders are ridiculously good-looking and banter back when dirty old men talk about their tatas. The drinks pack enough alcohol to fuel a racecar, and often mere eye contact constitutes consent. The east side loves you, Sandy—you dirty little slut.
Perfect Patron: Tomorrow morning's "oopsie-daisy." (APK)
HAPPY HOUR 4-7PM MONDAY-FRIDAY, ALL DAY SATURDAY: $2.75 WELL DRINKS.
GAMES (POOL, SHUFFLEBOARD, VIDEO GAMES, TOUCH SCREEN, PINBALL), VIDEO POKER, TV, JUKEBOX.
WWeek 2015