Picking the worst movie of 2010 is no easy task in a year that brought us Cop Out, Sex & the City 2, Grown Ups and The Girl Who Played With Herself. But antipathy begins at home, and none of those abortions made me want to throw beer at the screen quite like Beaverton scripter Mike Rich's Secretariat, or as it is known in my household, Jesus Horse. (Or by its British title, Christ on a Seabiscuit. ) With its strange blend of piety and cynicism, this galloping hack job petitioned God to keep the poor...far away from us. OK, maybe Grown Ups was worse. By a nose. Academy, Kennedy School, Mission, Valley.

  • Best paired with: Bud Light.
  • Also showing: Four Lions (Academy, Bagdad, Laurelhurst, Mission).