ILLUSTRATION: Adam Krueger

Tom Waits and fine dining: With his Cookie Monster voice and propensity to chain smoke, mumble and down bourbon like a fish, Waits has a catalog that isn't exactly a recipe for a 30-point Zagat rating. Yet the second annual Tom Waits For No One tribute show at the LaurelThirst gets us halfway there. In addition to more than 29 musicians—including Little Sue, Fernando and Casey Neill—taking the stage and tackling Waits' dark songs, the show and fundraiser for the Jeremy Wilson Foundation serves as a launch for Recipes For Disaster: A Cookbook By and For Portland Musicians, a book of culinary delights submitted by local rockers and folkies.

But why not make like Waits and clap hands, bringing the two worlds together? With Waits on the brain, WW dreamed up a succulent menu of items inspired by the master's works. It goes without saying that each recipe is best enjoyed with a pack of unfiltered cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey. Bon appétit.

Bad Liver and a Broken Heart: A delightful variation on haggis, with extra heart and liver chunks mixed with charred lung bits and stuffed into a (rain) dog's stomach.

Frank's Wild Skewers: The scourge of any esophagus, these Buffalo-style chicken kebabs include ample jalapeños and red onions marinated in Frank's RedHot sauce for at least 72 hours prior to cooking.

Coney Island Baby: A New York favorite for the PETA set: Bockwurst (veal sausage) served on a fresh bun and smothered in tangy Coney sauce.

Filipino Box-Spring Hog: A delicious twist on Pinoy stew adobo, with bone-in pork shoulder slow cooked in a mixture of vinegar, soy sauce and bourbon served on a bed of dirty rice.

Mango-Till-They're-Sore Salsa: A wonderfully tropical take on the Argentinean favorite, made more dour by forlorn piano in the background. Best left in the sun for a few hours to get that withered, gray look.

I'll Take New York Cheesecake: The classic, delectable dessert, doused in Wild Turkey 101 and set ablaze on a serving tray.

16 Shells from a 30.06: Sixteen Pacific oysters on the half shell, served raw, smashed with a hammer and garnished with black peppercorns and capers.

Heart Attack and Vine: A healthier version of the Scotch egg: a Lipitor capsule encased in ground chuck and bacon, wrapped in grape leaves, breaded and deep-fried to perfection.

Chocolate Jesus: A braised leg of lamb drizzled in a cocoa/sacramental wine/mint reduction and served with unleavened bread.

GO: Tom Waits For No One at the LaurelThirst Public House, 2958 NE Glisan St., 232-1504. 9:30 pm Thursday, Nov. 18. $10. Visit laurelthirst.com for details and full show lineup.

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