Friday, May 25

Portland Police Advise iPhone Users Not To Stare, Zombielike, At Their Devices

News Portland police yesterday announced that they'd caught that most elusive brand of criminal, the smar... More

May 25, 2012 12:32 pm by COREY PEIN  | Comments 0
 

Oswego Lake Access Issue Heads to Federal Court

Lawsuit says the city has a responsibility to “protect and preserve the public’s right of access to and use of the Lake.”

News A federal judge may decide if Oswego Lake is open to the public. A lawsuit filed this morning in U.... More

May 24, 2012 01:16 pm by Martin Cizmar  | Comments 8
 

Oregonian's Sister Paper To Cease Daily Publication; Updated

News In another sign of the difficult financial realities for print newspapers, the New Orleans Times-Pic... More

May 24, 2012 09:20 am by NIGEL JAQUISS  | Comments 2
 

Oregon Senators Back Bill Aimed At Citizens United

News Speaking of money in politics… U.S. Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR) is among those speaking on the Senate... More

May 23, 2012 11:08 am by Corey Pein  | Comments 0
 
 
 
Home · Articles · News · Cover Story · Professor Xbox
September 21st, 2011 AARON MESH | Cover Story
 

Professor Xbox

Tom Bissell is Portland's finest writer. Why is he spending his time on video games and bad movies?

lede_tombissell_3746TOM BISSELL - ILLUSTRATION: QuickHoney
19 Comments
     
I saw the best mind of my generation, and he asked me to watch a crappy movie.

Tom Bissell is not a household name in Portland. But in the two years he has lived here, teaching creative writing at Portland State University, he has quietly ranked among the most dexterous, savvy and chameleonic wordsmiths in the country.

Bissell, 37, writes essays and short stories. His specialty—honed in five books, with another three on the way—is traveling to remote places and making them intensely personal.

He has written about the environmental cataclysm of Uzbekistan’s Aral Sea, and his own mental collapse as a Peace Corps volunteer nearby. (“The world could be unevenly divided into those who diet and those who starve, those who gobble antidepressants and those who die of curable diseases such as tuberculosis.”)

He has written about visiting Vietnam with his father to see the places where his Marine dad fought. (“The reason this was becoming a stock scene in the literature of Americans in the new Vietnam was that a confrontation with the lingering costs of war was inevitable for every American who came here.[...] Even a broken heart is a cliché.”)

On a lark, he and a friend wrote a book of fake DVD commentaries parodying political pundits like Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn arguing over movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy. (“Zinn: You view the conflict as being primarily about pipe-weed, do you not?”)

TOM BISSELL
IMAGE: Darryl James

He is relentlessly prolific: In the weeks between my first handshake with Bissell in early August and the article you’re reading, he wrote a profile for The New Yorker, reviewed the new Nicholson Baker novel in GQ and published four lengthy essays at the au courant sports-and-pop-culture website Grantland. In that same time, his story about a honeymoon gone wrong in Rome, “A Bridge Under Water,” was picked for The Best American Short Stories 2011 anthology.

“Tom’s work,” says the novelist Jonathan Franzen, “reminds me of both William T. Vollmann and David Foster Wallace—he has some of Vollmann’s peripatetic daredeviltry and encyclopedic ambitions, and some of Wallace’s manic prose energy and in-touchness with his demons—but he sounds like nobody but himself. For a writer his age, that’s saying a lot.”

When I arrived a month ago at the ground floor Pearl District apartment Bissell shares with girlfriend, Trisha Miller, he didn’t want to talk about his literary triumphs. He wanted to discuss what he’s currently writing about: video games, and a very bad movie called The Room.

“I started out writing about war and environmental catastrophe, and now I’m writing about cinematic catastrophe,” he mused, after preparing a lunch of lamburgers: mutton patties held together with feta cheese and cherry slices.

Since the publication of his fifth book, Extra Lives—Random House launched a 15,000-copy paperback run last month—Bissell has become the national magazine industry’s go-to essayist on video games like Mass Effect 3 and Gears of War.

At the same time, he has grown fixated on The Room—a 2003 movie notorious for its preposterous, fervent incompetence. Bissell has watched The Room at least 30 times. He is now collaborating with one of The Room’s supporting actors on a tell-all book about the making of the film.

As a finishing move, Bissell informed Portland State last month that he was quitting his job to move to Los Angeles and become a screenwriter at a video-game development company.

On the afternoon we met, Thomas Carlisle Bissell sat on his couch opposite two framed Harper’s covers with his name on them, watching a DVD of The Room on his plasma television—noticing for the first time that in the film’s opening sex scene the lead actress removes her lover’s necktie twice.

“Sweetie,” he excitedly called upstairs to Miller, “I just found a new Room continuity error!”

Is something seriously wrong with him?


The Tom Bissell C.V.: 

Born in 1974 and raised in Escanaba, Mich., in the Upper Peninsula. English major at Michigan State; joined the Peace Corps in 1996. Deployed to Gulistan, Uzbekistan. Freaked out, flamed out, sent home. Worked as a book editor in New York City for most of his 20s. Returned to Uzbekistan in 2001 on a Harper’s assignment-cum-book deal. Published Chasing the Sea, ’03; God Lives in St. Petersburg and Other Stories, ’05; The Father of All Things: A Marine, His Son, and the Legacy of Vietnam, ’07. Moved to Estonia to write a book about the tombs of the 12 apostles. Began playing video games. Playing a lot of video games. Playing them for 10 hours a day, three days on end. Literary output essentially vanished for two years. Returned in 2009-10 with magazine pieces of video-game criticism; eventually published the lot as Extra Lives last year.

The Tom Bissell look: a close-cropped shagginess, with a thick jaw and wide smile that lend him a friendly canine aspect; this, combined with his glasses and quiet erudition, recalls Mr. Peabody from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. His speech is rapid but deliberate, and the effect is one of initiation—as if he were trying to include others on his intellectual playground.

The Tom Bissell mood: ambivalent about his career trajectory.

Continue reading: Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 |
 
  • Currently 3.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
 
 
 

 

 
09.21.2011 at 08:40 Reply

"Tom Bissell is Portland's finest writer."

Ex-fucking-scuse me? You're just being intentionally obnoxious, right?

"he has some of Vollmann’s peripatetic daredeviltry and encyclopedic ambitions, and some of Wallace’s manic prose energy and in-touchness with his demons"

Who talks like that? Oh, wait--Franzen, the uber-asshole-narcissist of the "literary" world.

Seriously, I need a shower. That masturbatory shit-storm left me feeling like a herd of hipsters just spontaneously masturbated all over a picture of Tom Wolfe then sold it as art at a street fair after turning it into a page of acid tabs that weren't really acid tabs oh my god Tom Wolfe? Tom Wolfe would bitch-slap this shit into a hell of his own design, then we'd all engage in peripatetic deviltry while hating our pretentious asses for talking like somebody who spent too much time worshiping their own artificial self-image.

 

09.21.2011 at 04:36

Yes! I've no problem with Bissel, but fuck Jonathan Franzen with a rusty shovel. 

 

09.21.2011 at 03:52 Reply

This article was completely uninteresting. This is often the case with WWeek writing and wouldn't normally be worth mentioning, except that this leaden dud appeared under the byline of WW's best writer. I guess it's OK for Mr. Mesh to write a feature on his friend, but only if the friend in question is interesting to others besides Mr. Mesh and his circle of friends.

 

09.21.2011 at 07:03

The article is poorly structured, but I don't think it's injudicious to label Bissell a briliant writer - perhaps Portland's Best. His work is superb, his voice outstanding, his insight deep and his ideas focused on raising questions rather than claiming authoratative answers.

 

Did you even know Bissell is a guggenheim fellow?

 

09.22.2011 at 07:49 Reply

Fuck sake, what's with all the guys in this town dressing like slobs. "Portland's best writer" has a cover story and won't even make the effort of putting on a nice shirt.

 

09.22.2011 at 03:35 Reply

"As a finishing move, Bissell informed Portland State last month that he was quitting his job to move to Los Angeles and become a screenwriter at a video-game development company."

Thank the fucking lord. He was a *horrible*, pretentious, self-involved instructor.

 

09.22.2011 at 06:41

Discounting Tom Wolfe, I feel like pretty much every place's "best writer" dresses like a hobo. And that includes most of the women too. low pay much solitude = hobo wardrobe

 

09.23.2011 at 09:10 Reply

He is a creature of another era, writing about this one. Or maybe another place, I don't know.

Like I know art fucks like this. I went to college with them and wanted to be one. I spent years trying to make it as a writer before I caved. I get his voice and I get the people praising his skill. I know what he wants to do: he wants to write the grand prose and language he used to detail all those profound personal experiences that made him successful and use it to on the absurd. The Room or video games are the ultimate challenge because they are so, so low in his view.

Except that they are not. They are incredibly complex, sophisticated systems communicating numerous ideas and principles. I think Bissell knows this, I think he knows his writing is just farting around on the tip of the iceberg. But he is going to have to get off his high fucking creative writing horse and adopt the language of programming, design, systems, metaphor if he ever wants to go deeper.

Of course, writing stuff like that isn't hip. So, like The Room, he is stuck in a self-made prison. The writing style that made him famous is the very thing holding him back.

 

 
 

Web Design for magazines

Close
Close
Close