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February 8th, 2012 12:01 am WW Staff | Cover Story

Pet Love

Special Valentines: Pooch poetry, cat chat, and warm wishes for goldfishes.

You’re a pug.

your eye popped out that one time,
but it’s back in now.

good dog! stop eating my phone and stuff and i will love you more.
love = give you cookies. since that’s all you care about.

Nobody believes I have an interactive fish until they meet you. Then they meet you and want to know where to get one, but there is no encore with a Puffer like you. Thank you for letting me pet your fishskin, and for listening so skillfully. I simply love you

My little Weenie:
I love you
for inspiring me every day
to be more free-spirited
like you
when you pee on Mike’s bathmat
without a care in the world.
I should call you
the Honey Badger
of my heart.

Mar Mar! Our little girl!  We love you so very much.  Even though you’re a therapy dog dropout...you’re a therapy dog for the family. Always by our side no matter what. You always know how to make us feel better. P.S. Grandma & Grandpa say you’re better than grandchildren! 
Love-Your Pet Parents (Mitzie & Jeremy)

my mister baby boy
You are the Marfield I’ve always wanted
I love you!
Little shitter!

Intoxicating white fur, and everywhere we go, people get jealous.
They do not understand my endless love for you.
They fail to go beyond the cuteness factor.
You are often confused for a bear, or dog.
The truth is, you are my shield, which
protects me from a broken heart.

You weenie, you’ve always been a manipulative little rat to all that have known you, but sometimes you let your more charming doxie side show. Seeing as you are pushing 17, we won’t have you much longer, so wanted to let you know we love ya.

I don’t know how anyone could abandon a senior dog, let alone your sweet face. Though you look like Yoda and an Ewok had a baby, and are missing teeth, I love you. I’m glad you were my foster dog failure.

Named for trouble, and well deserved—tougher than your brothers—you funny—OK, sleep on our heads.

You are my soul mate, my best friend, my little shadow.
Playing fetch with your vibrant feline self is unparalleled.
Thanks for adopting me; I’d be lost without you, babycat.

Mickey Rourke
You’ve come such a long way in the last 2 years. You’re almost a real dog, even if you do take cues from the cat. Your unbridled joy at my mere presence lets me know you love me too. You are proof that rescued pets are the best.

Milo & Lola
You were my yin & yang, my two halves, and I learned so much about life and love from you both. Thank you for travelling through life with me. I am a better person for having known you.
Love, Jessica (mom)

Mino cat
black and white purrbox
pouncing, stalking, cuddling,
Birdwatching, tail twitching
my big-mouth furry baby 

Mishka and Sasha
My furry Valentines,
We love you even when you’re shedding
We love you even when you disobey
We love you even when you’re naughty
Because you brighten our life, every day
Mama and Papa

MoMo...how cute are you? Even after you poo on the carpet we’re still luv struck. If only people would stop asking if you were named after the damn ice cream—your name is short for Kakimochi and don’t you forget it!
You’re the best cat...we mean dog, ever.

Me and you, just us two...and lots of your poo.

I love Moose
He likes bicycles
and popsicles

Mr. Sinister
A feline angel was sent to Earth,
On the day of Sin’s birth.
Black, white, full of joy.
I mew he was my special boy.

My puss is made of fur, meows and drool,
Of cat poop, whiskers and supercool.
Although he may be low on smart,
He’s never slow to steal your heart. 

Mr. Smash
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways....
-3 loaves of Ken’s Artisan Bakery bread stolen off the kitchen table....8.97
-1 pair of Lucky slingback sandals reduced to shreds....59.99
-12 pairs of panties, eaten whole (and exited whole:)....108.00
-My love for Mr. Smash.....priceless.

I’m allergic to you, but I love your indifference towards me. Meow. 

Ever since 9/11/2001 you have been in our life. You brought us comfort on that day, and hope for the future. And ever since then, you have always been there for us. You comfort all of us. You are the sweetest cat ever. You are my best friend. 

You are the greatest
Love of my life
So much better with you in it-
That’s why you get to sleep with me!
Love Mama 

You are the prettiest girl in the world. My heart bursts into a million tiny slivers of joy every time I see you.
I want to spend every second of my day with you, because you are perfect!
Love, Dad

Ever since you came into my life two years ago and vomited on my carpet, I knew I would love you forever. I still think you’re the prettiest Siamese cat I’ve ever seen.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love, Mama Addie

I always wished I had a cat and here you are. You are the best cat that I know! You always jump up when I pet you. You are really funny ’cuz most cats don’t drink out of the sink. I really LOVE you Paige! <3

Pancho & Lefty
My golden boy Pancho, you’re so soft and sweet,
and Lefty my love, you sure know how to sleep,
Pancho, you could be in Doggie GQ.
Lefty, there is an award for the bravery you exude.
Will you be my sweet hounds for Valentine’s Day, and every day after? 

I thought you name was cute, since I’m allergic to peanuts. So I adopted you. Then I found out that you also have food allergies. Buying that expensive grain-free, dairy-free, fish-free food is not so cute. But it’s worth it, because we were obviously made for each other.

Pema, Mitts, Butters, Smokey
Happy Valentine’s day to my amazing cats, dog and snake. You all bring me a lot of love and warmth (literally, because the heater in my apartment sucks) and joy. Stewie, you are probably wondering why your name was left out—well, you are a mean dog. Maybe next year. I only have enough love to go around for 4. Okay...I kind of like you sometimes. —Elizabeth

You are my darling chunky ball of fur. I used to abhor cats before I met you—now I couldn’t imagine my life without you. You changed my life—love you! 

Percy @ Val
To my two romantic “Percevals,” whose gentle quest wafts through each day as sweetest birdsong, recalling for us all that love is all there is.

You are my soul mate, my best friend and more loving than any Valentine. Better than all the chocolate in the world! Thank you for your being with me. You are Phantastic. Love, Pidge

Phinneaous Stinkerton
Donkey bunny, gopher mole, jackalope—though most people don’t know what the hell you are, you are my mine. Only true love can see past the jokes about your bowl-shaped butt and the stench of your rodentness, and I, my dear, truly do love all 20 pounds of you.

Piper P Jones
You rascally, beautiful creature! You eat better than I do, and most of my office. Little did I know how happy you’d make me when I first picked you up as a wee pile of forehead and eyes. XOXO

We adopted you, and you were a problem immediately. The first three months were a constant battle of finding ways to keep you from wrecking the place up. You got your fluffy hair everywhere. Over time it got easier though, and you became one of the most goofy, adorable friends we have ever had. You loved having your armpits scratched, you would let us pick you up under the arms and make you dance, and you’d greet us in the morning with headbutts to the nose. Watching you get sick was awful, and I’m so sorry for all the medication and needles, but at least you got to see the Christmas lights before you went. You’ve been gone for over a month now, but we still think about you and miss you every day. You were a constant friend in difficult times, and we love you dearly even though you’re gone. Thank you for making us so happy, Poseph.

Poesy Doesy,
oh how I’ve come to love
chapsticks never had as much fun
nor have I.
You’ve been the little love cuddler Jamie
has always needed. Thank you for coming into
our lives and shining your light. I Love You.
Little DunkerTrunks!

Pokey My Little Puppy...I miss you so much. You were the best doggy ever!! I will always love you!!

Hey chubby-bunny, maybe you should take a note from your fellow kitty companion and go chase squirrels to help work off that big-round-ball-of-fur thing you’ve got going on. I guess it wasn’t fair that I named you after a round fruit...okay fine, here’s some more Fancy Feast. 

Precious, Shadow, and my sweet rescues,
My beloved fur children, you have enriched my life in ways you’ll never know. You are always excited to see me, and give me so much love. You all know that you were rescued from hell, and are now loving your new lives full of walks, play time, friends, good food, treats, and unlimited hugs and kisses! I will always love you!

Professor (Charles) X.
Oh little Poof, my ball of fluff,
Whose cuddles I can’t get enough.
The intoxicating smell of your fur,
I long to hear your gentle purrrr.

I dream of serving you canary,
As I clean your dingleberries.
Others always stop and swoon, but
You let them know, you’re my Maine Coon. 

You taught me how to love unconditionally. But please stop destroying the red velvet chair.

Razzie Doodle
13 years together, your love and loyalty always there.
Our time together has gone so quickly.
Your eyes have gone dark, but you still lead the way on our walks
Together until the end of our time, you are the best my 4-legged Valentine.

Haiku For Reign
Sixteen years ago
My life changed for the better
You are my best friend

Rice & Pope Leo
From the pound you both did arrive.
Our love for you none can contrive.
We’ll bribe you with nummies
To fill up your tummies
If you’ll just let us sleep past five.

Muddy paw prints in my kitchen. Dog slobber dripping down the walls. Warm paw in my hand. Cold, wet nose in my cleavage. Web cam to track your every move while I’m at work.  No, you don’t need a restraining order. I just love you, dammit. A lot.

Rin Tin Tin
Though I only saw you on T.V.
you were always the best dog to me
Bet you could even beat up Lassie.

Roscoe, Shadow & Luke
You’re a bunch of unruly bastards and you drive me crazy, but yet I can’t imagine my life without you mutts. I love you guys to death and you know I’d do anything for you. <3 -Mommy Leah

Rosie and Skye
For my furry loves, every day since you’ve been missing, a little bit more of my heart dies. I will never stop searching for you. I only hope that whoever has you loves you at least half as much as I did. 15 years together will never be long enough.

You have crazy food allergies, got a thorn stuck in your eye, pick fights with cats and sometimes peed on me. Luckily, you have more character than most people can only dream of. Cancer can go fuck off, ’cause I want you to stay with me forever!

Ruby the Cat
Even though you pee on our shoes, laundry and furniture, you’re still the coolest cat around.  Love ya, McKenzie and Scott

Dearest Sambolino - You’re the best black cat I’ve ever met and I’m glad I brought you in from your life on the streets. Despite the shredded blinds, ripped leather chair and surprise piles of puke, I love you, fangs and all.

Sandy Blyth-Gallegos
To the love of my life: You have shown me “Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices.” You may have come to me as a rescue, but truly it was you who saved me. 

You call me your ah ah

What ever that means to you?
You sing to me with such a beautiful voice.
Sometimes I wonder what your really saying?
The way you bap your tail in my face.
I can not help but laugh!
You will always have a piece of me my dear sweet little one!
Happy Valentine Day.

Thank you for coming into my life when I needed you the most. Your hearty purr and porcine body is always there when I’m sad, sick, or just need extra attention. You are my best buddy.

The six painful hours tattooing your face on my ribs will never compare to the hurt of living without you. I thought things would be fine, but your move to New York in fact fucking destroyed me. Come home, and I promise I’ll love you and play with you forever. 

My little man moves like a fox—and with a stick and a long string he will chase my socks! He is my little black cat named Shadow, and without him I would be lost.

Everyone says that you are lucky to have me, since you are brain damaged, can’t walk, and have seizures. But I am the lucky one to have you in my life for 8 years. Will you be my feline valentine?

Simon the Bengal Cat
When I look into your turquoise eyes, It’s like gazing into heaven. Your sweet and spunky personality fills my heart with such joy. I find myself staring uncontrollably at you all the time; your beauty is like candy. Your physique and coat are so sleek and majestic, you’re sexy. 

Simone and Billy Ray
To my kids, as my disability gets worse, thank you for your love, comfort, and humor, and for giving me a reason to get out of bed, even if it takes me thirty minutes to do so. It’s tuna for you two tonight.

You’ve saved my life and have taught me how to love. You were half dead when we found you, but I’d like to think that you rescued me. Keep being loud and skittish! Here is hope to many more years teamed together. Love you Monkey.

I always have had a thing for black girls, and you are no different my nubian queen!
Happy Valentine’s day to my youngest daughter, you are the apple of my eye.
Love, Dad

and you beez loved by me.

You sound like Chewbacca and give high-fives like a boss. Our snuggle parties are never-ending, and I want to smash your face with daily lovies. Will you be mine 4eva?
Love, your besties,
Nicolle & Jon

When I adopted you I thought I was rescuing you. Coming home to you instead of the bar saved my health and career. Knowing my heart wasn’t beating alone in the night soothed me.  Your funny fuzzy face melted my heart. I realize now it was you that rescued me. 

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. 

You are the most intense and obsessive four-legged I know. I apologize for not living on a farm with sheep for you to herd. You have found other jobs, like barking at crows, chewing underwear, and nipping at skateboarders. Lucky for you, your coat is soft, your eyes are velvety, and you jump off the couch before we see you.

For our walks called “leashure time,” for the time at the bank I told them to put the money in “our” account, for the time you had to wear a cone and I wore a lampshade, for warding off the nighttime monsters and the wintertime blues, Steve, I love you!

We love those fuzzy paws as they run in the muddy Park.
We love that goofy-high-pitched bark.
We love your crazy squirrel addiction
We love that floppy ear contradiction.
We even love the way you wake us up.
But mostly, we just love you little pup.

Eight years ago I found you flea-ridden and nearly dead. Now you sleep in my sink and gnaw on the butter left out on the counter. You are my heart.  

You are such a great addition to the Rogue Ales Family. Everyday you help watch over the comings and goings at our Hop Farm. You made friends with the chickens, turkeys, pigs, Bed n Hop guests, and Chatoe customers. Hugs and Hops to you Sully, The Rogue Ales Family

Sully and Gordon
Gordon’s Ode to Sully
Skinny, furless spirit—touched me instantly 
Together we healed and grew stronger 
at moments you channel our boy, sleeping on his bed, playing with his toys  
Now with full coat and massive personality; fill our hearts and deeply cherished  
You, my long tailed tabby, walk in the paw prints of our beloved Dane.

Syd Vicious
You’ve kept me from finding an apartment, hate the people I date and keep my bank account in check by landing yourself at the vet for swallowing...everything. Luckily, there’s no one else with better comedic timing and life-coaching skills whose butt fluff I’d rather trim. Happy V-Day, life partner!

I love that you greet me at the door, with my shoe in your mouth. I love that you encourage me to get outdoors, your leash in your mouth. I love that you lean against me when I pet you, your toy in your mouth. You are mischievously cute! 

Though you ate our couch, chewed up the outside of the fridge, and scared the mailman, we still love you. And even though sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to puke in my shoes, I know you mean well. You’re still the world’s most lovable, amazing dog!

The Dude
This Dude, with whom I reside
Is my one true love, I must confide.
Although many times, for food he has cried
He’s the coolest cat on the East Side.
My Valentine I cannot hide
Tis you, Dude, it will not be denied.
For you I would cross the great divide
Because Dude, you always abide.

To my baby Boy Tom Tom, you’re soo rambunctious, I love you like a fat kid loves cheesecake, you’re the apple of my eye, you’re my gray love of my life, so handsome and sweet. I will love you forever and ever..and EVER.! I hope I have made you happy and I hope you live a LONG HEALTHY FULL LIFE!!
Love your mama Janice!! <3 <3 <3

Titus Elliot Aaron Friezerson
Sweetest Baby-boy: You were mine the minute I saw the fuzzy snapshot of you as a little bean, eyes closed and army-crawling. You have brought more joy, peace, love and adorable to this family than anyone has a right to. On our first Valentine’s Day together, let me run the risk of ridicule by saying you are one of the loves of my life and my soul mate. I love you, Titus! 

Titus Lucretius
Could you be the only man I can count on? I find you by my side in my desperate moments...warm and handsome with your oddly reassuring patrician nose and dark gray fur. Your only fault? Not being human. Your greatest gift? Not being human.

Ever since we adopted TJ he has been the light of our life. No matter what kind of day that we had at work or with family, when we get home the love and kisses and running around with TJ will make you forget about all your worries. Just walking in that door, laying on the floor, just to receive all those hugs & kisses puts you in a better mood. Even through these hard and depressing times TJ just smiles, chases his tail, barks, runs up and down through the house and kitchen...just makes you forget everything. The whole neighborhood is in love with TJ. He has several girlfriends that walk by, looking for him to say hello or get a kiss on their way home or to work. TJ gets more presents than me and my wife combined! He is so spoiled, he rides in the car like “Let’s go, Dad, next stop please,” he’s so funny. Ask anyone in our neighborhood and they will all say we love TJ. 

Happy Valentine’s Day to my cat, I love you no matter where you’re at!

Too Bad
You are my grey cat and I have mad love for you, despite your frequent need to have your stinky butt wiped clean. Not loving the skids, babe, but you have a lifetime guarantee.

I just wanted you to know that I have loved you since the day I saw your BIG emerald eyes and BIG GREMLIN ears...when you got handed to me in the parking lot of a Petco in Vancouver, Wash. You fit in the palm of my hand and I cried because you where the cutest kitten I had ever seen in my life. I hope I have been a good mommy to you and I also hope you live a FULL HEALTHY VERRRRY LONG LIFE! I LOVE you soo much my SHUUSHI Bear. <3 <3 <3
Love Your Mama Janice Denniston

You are so goddamn stupid that you deserve nothing more than to be loved and cuddled as much as possible. Kelsey and I will still kick your ass.

You are a piglet a puglet a 5-month-old snugglet.
stealing covers from the bed, always begging to be fed. 
licking snacks up off the floor, by the way you snore snore snore.
we love you with all our hearts, and excuse your stinky farts!
xoxo h & b

You are a saint among dogs.
you let your pal maeby sit on you all the time and only groan a little.
aside from that one murdered squirrel, you are a friend to all.
you’re aces, champ.

Waverley Sugar Bumpkin Mister Whiskers Buttbrain
We’ve been mauled, bitten, and stabbed in the face by your fits of passion. We clean your vomit and never receive bartender tips. We rarely get a good night’s rest because you sleep on us and you are huge. In short, you’ve trained us well for human children. Thank you

My friend, my companion, my child, my dog
Your needle nose butts into me for attention
You bark at waves
and hyperventilate as we approach your favorite hiking trail
I love you so much
Boogs, Winn, Kooks, Babe
Don’t ever leave me
forlorn, alone
missing you forever.

Happy Valentine’s Day to a true weirdo. If I could provide a world of urinals, meat, and blankets for you I would, but in the meantime I will continue to save your life daily by feeding you a kidney diet & catching you before you fall down the stairs. 

Woodrow & Ranger
You two are so easy to love! Woodrow, you are truly the ambassador of love. Ranger, you have such an earnest soul. Happy Valentine’s Day to my better halves! Always, Jessica

Zoi & Lil
Queen among cats
She is the strongest
She will bring happiness to families
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