Sometimes you're toast before the green flag falls.
But when someone is reprising the most exciting day on the Cub Scout calendar—with booze and without homophobia—it's worth whittling up something.
So WW turned our little block of wood into Portland's flagship car, a Subaru Outback wagon just like the one your neighbor drives. There's a miniature rack to hold a tiny mountain bike or windsurf board. You'll find plenty of cargo space to haul native plants, recycled lumber, a craft keg or several sweaty yoga mats. And, of course, it's covered in bumper stickers hitting all the right notes: preachy, nerdy and provincial.
We're pretty pleased with ourselves. Just like every other Outback owner.
THURSDAY MAY 17
FRIDAY MAY 18
SATURDAY MAY 19
MONDAY MAY 21