Known for their hairy bodies, powerful physiques and endless appetites, wild bears can be scary. But while most guidebooks will tell you to lie down and play dead, Oregon bears are more likely to be distracted by a good dance track. Every year, when spring has sprung, the teddies come out of their caves for BearTown. Buck Jeppson, who is leading the brood this year, set us straight about the true nature of Oregon bears.

WW: What are some characteristics of the Oregon bear?
Buck Jeppson: When the bears get together, we usually have parties, usually in bars. We also do fundraisers, raising money for different charities throughout the year. 

How many bears are in Oregon? 
The membership is hovering around 500, which makes us one of the largest groups of bears in the country.

What is the natural habitat of an Oregon bear?
You find bears pretty much everywhere. Our home bar is the Eagle, but we’re pretty common in Portland because all the body hair keeps us warm when it’s rainy and cold.

How many honey pots would you say an Oregon bear goes through, on average?
Never enough.

How much of the winter does an Oregon bear spend in hibernation?
We do spend much of the winter indoors, but we emerge to dance one Friday at the end of each month during the winter. There are other events around the country, too. We particularly enjoy Puerto Vallarta and Palm Springs during the winter.  

What has been your community’s reaction to the story of Aldo, an Oregon bear cub recently exiled to Wisconsin?  
It’s too bad they had to send him so far away, and to a place even colder than here. We have plenty of bears who would have been willing to take him in. Officially, you have to be 21 to be a bear, but many of our charities take care of young bears. The money from this year’s BearTown is going to the Oregon Safe Schools and Communities Coalition, which works to reduce bullying in schools. We try to take care of our cubs. 

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GO: BearTown 17: Bearpocalypse is at the Jupiter Hotel, 800 E Burnside St., and the Eagle, 835 N Lombard St., beartownweekend.com, on June 7-10. $115-$140.

Headout Picks

SATURDAY JUNE 9

LUMBERYARD LAUNCH PARTY
[BIKE] Portland is the first city on the West Coast with an indoor bike park. You don’t have to be a rider to attend the Lumberyard’s launch party, but five minutes watching will have you itching to strap on a helmet. The Lumberyard, 2700 NE 82nd Ave., 252-2453. 3-9 pm. Free.

FRUIT BEER FESTIVAL
[BEER] Portland’s Fruit Beer Festival returns for a second year, with 25 breweries getting fruity with their fermentation. Beers include Breakside Brewery’s strawberry-rhubarb pie, Flat Tail Brewing’s strawberry-rhubarb Corvaller Weisse, Lucky Labrador’s lychee lager and Oakshire’s chocolate-orange porter. There also will be food from Tastebud, 50 Licks and PBJ’s Grilled. Last year was crazy busy, so drink early and often. Burnside Brewing Co., 701 E Burnside St., 946-8151. 11 am-9 pm Saturday, June 9; 11 am-6 pm Sunday, June 10. $20-25.

SUNDAY JUNE 10

MILK-CARTON BOAT RACE
[RACE] A time-honored Rose Festival tradition in which Portlanders float boats made of old milk cartons. There are prizes for both race winners and the best-looking boats. Westmoreland Park, Southeast McLoughlin Boulevard and Bybee Boulevard. 11 am. Free.

BROTHERS YOUNG, DEATH SONGS
[MUSIC] Ex-Shaky Hands frontman Nick Delffs’ current project, Death Songs, is a hell of a lot of fun when the band is just Delffs, nodding and shaking while crooning songs about—you guessed it—death. But with Y La Bamba frontwoman Luz Elena Mendoza at his side, things get even better. The pair has chemistry in spades and comes together for some really gorgeous harmonies that feel like acoustic covers of lost ’70s rock hits. Rontoms, 600 E Burnside St., 236-4536. 9 pm. Free. 21+.

MONDAY JUNE 11

TRIVIA FOR CATS
[TRIVIA] Does your vast store of knowledge about cats shock, awe and—let’s be honest—slightly disturb your friends and family? Test that knowledge against people who understand, and win some cat swag. Plus, feral cats throughout Oregon will be spayed and neutered thanks to your efforts. Radio Room, 1101 NE Alberta St., 287-2346. 7 pm. $20.

TUESDAY JUNE 12

JAPANDROIDS
[MUSIC] Japandroids’ Celebration Rock is one of the most aptly titled LPs to come along in ages. This 35-minute blast of energy is the kind of record that makes dancing and fist-pumping idiots of us all. And I mean that in the absolute best way possible. Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside St., 231-9663. 9 pm. $13 advance, $15 day of show. 21+.