Portland celebrates Bastille Day. We can't tell you why—there hasn't historically been any significant French presence here—but we do. Paris had a Portland festival recently, so it seems only fitting we should return the favor. Grab your Nicolas Batum jersey, a copy of Camus' Le Mythe de Sisyphe and a pack of Gauloises to surrender your July 14 to France. 


6 am: Tour De France at Oblique
While Le Mans may be more interesting, the Tour de France is by far the most important race in France. Oblique Coffee Roasters (3039 SE Stark St.) will be showing every leg live. 
9 am: Brunch at St. Honoré Bakery
 
10 am: Buy a beret
 
11 am: Monet at the Portland Art Museum
Water Lilies
River at Lavacourt
 

Noon: Bastille en ville at Director Park
2 pm: Portland Waiters Race at Director Park
3:30 pm: Croissant at Little T American Baker
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5 pm: Champagne at Ambonnay Bar
Shout yourself a glass of le vin du diable at Portland’s only Champagne bar, Ambonnay (107 SE Washington St.).
7 pm: Dinner at Brasserie Montmartre
9:50 pm: Americano at Living Room Theaters
Americano

Headout Picks

THURSDAY JULY 12

MARK BAUMGARTEN
[BOOKS] Exploring underground music through K Records—which helped launch Modest Mouse, Beck and Gossip—former WW music editor Mark Baumgarten’s new book is full of interesting anecdotes and commentary. You’ll even learn why K passed on Nirvana’s demo. Powell’s City of Books, 1005 W Burnside St., 228-4651. 7:30 pm. Free.

FRIDAY JULY 13

BRONX LEGENDS TOUR
[MUSIC] Some nearly forgotten hip-hop forefathers—Percee P and Coke La Rock among them—unite, cross the country and remind the masses it wasn’t always about the Benjamins. Ted’s at Berbati’s Pan, 231 SW Ankeny St. 9 pm. $15. 21+.
PUCKERFEST
[BEER] Belmont Station’s celebration of “sour, wild and funky” beers is back. There’s a rotating lineup of 10 to 14 beers on tap through the festival’s six days, plus meet-the-brewer events with Oakshire, Logsdon, Block 15, Upright, Double Mountain, the Commons and New Belgium. See puckerfest.com for the full lineup. Belmont Station Biercafe, 4500 SE Stark St. July 13-19.
ALPENROSE VELODROME CHALLENGE
[BIKES] Like an amusement park’s rotor ride, a velodrome track uses centrifugal force to stick cyclists on its 43-degree banked walls. Drop below 12.5 mph, and they’ll fall. Racers from around the world compete on one of the nation’s most challenging tracks. Alpenrose Dairy, 6149 SW Shattuck Road, alpenrosechallenge.com. Friday-Sunday, July 13-15.

SATURDAY JULY 14

MISSISSIPPI STREET FAIR
[BLOCK PARTY] Kitschy crafts, fried foods and a sea of dads with sunglasses on their heads: It’s getting harder to tell the Mississippi Street Fair from an average day on the block, but the music helps. This year’s highlights include blues/gospel queen Linda Hornbuckle, autoharp-driven jam-rock act Old Light and catchy up-and-coming trio Fanno Creek. North Mississppi Avenue between Fremont and Skidmore streets, mississippiave.com. 10 am-9 pm. Free.

SUNDAY JULY 15

RAY DAVIES DAY
[ROCK ICON] Proving again that our city is batshit crazy—and has impeccable taste—Portland celebrates Ray Davies Day, which begins with a 3 pm reception for Davies at the Hollywood Theatre followed by a 4 pm screening of the Kinks frontman’s 1984 film, Return to Waterloo; moves to the Aladdin Theater at 8 pm, where Davies will play a show; and wraps up at Holocene for British Invasion cover acts, including Kinks tribute band Young Eduardians. Various venues.