What are your impressions of Portland?
Portland doesn't seem to skimp on drifters, which is great for me. Also, last time I was in town, I was presented with a large doughnut in the shape of male genitals. I realize the locals probably take that sort of thing for granted by now, but being a guy from Cleveland who has spent most of his life having to put totally regular doughnuts into the shape of male genitals himself all the time, I really appreciate how much time this saves me.
GO: Dave Hill is at Funhouse Lounge, 2432 SE 11th Ave., on Thursday, March 21. 8 pm. $10-$12. 21+.