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Top Five Mariachi Songs That'd Make Great Metal Songs

By El Cucuy of Metalachi

By WW MUSIC STAFF

“El Cascabel”

("The Bell")

It's actually been done before, and we have actually started a Metalachi arrangement of it,

pero

is not ready. It would sound good because it is in a minor key and is aggressive.



“La Malagueña”
Another beautiful song in a minor key, and it uses the falsete! But in a metal style, you can scream instead. Screamers get lots of chichis.




“Amaneci Otra Vez Entre Tus Brazos” (“Woke In Your Arms Again”)
This is a good song because you can get laid with this one—es very romantical.




“El Rey” (“The King”)
This is a macho song, about being macho. It is a good song to just let your balls hang out.




“Como Quien Pierde Una Estrella” (“Like Someone Loses a Star”)
Because Alejandro Fernández gets a lot of chichis in his punk face. It has a good melody to translate to metal styles, and also makes the chicas wetter than blue-whale vagina.

 

WEB BONUS! 
"Crazy Train" by Metalachi

 

SEE IT: Metalachi plays Doug Fir Lounge, 830 E Burnside St., on Saturday, Dec. 14. 9 pm. $15. 21+.

WWeek 2015