Bar Guide 2014: Sassy's

By Matthew Korfhage

Sassy's

927 SE Morrison St., 231-1606, sassysbar.com. 10:30-2:30 am daily.

Sassy's is like a party where everyone got invited: drunken art-school kids stumbling over from Yale Union, a ruddy-cheeked Canadian rugby team, a gaggle of bachelorettes. Heck, a member of Macklemore's entourage recently forgot a Macklemore LLC credit card out on its sidewalk. The always-packed, pink-tinged palace of comfortable decadence caters to all by emphasizing show-womanship over more direct appeals to sex. It's assumed you're just there to, you know, hang out—smoking on the back patio, eating the best strip-club steak in town (suck it, Acropolis!), drinking from a 30-tap bar. I've seen a bride go to Sassy's right after her wedding, just because she liked it so much. MATTHEW KORFHAGE.

Happy hour: 10:30 am-7 pm. $2.50 craft pints. Hooo!
Entertainment: Dancers, video poker.

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Matthew Korfhage

Matthew Korfhage

Matthew Korfhage has lived in St. Louis, Chicago, Munich and Bordeaux, but comes from Portland, where he makes guides to the city and writes about food, booze and books. He likes the Oxford comma but can't use it in the newspaper.

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