Alibi Tiki Lounge
4024 N Interstate Ave., 287-5335, alibiportland.com. 11 am-2 am daily.
Lemme put this out there for the uninitiated: Shit gets weird at the Alibi on a Sunday night. Not that Portlandâ€™s best black light-infested, hula-girl, tiki coke den ever really sleeps, but the end of the weekend seems to bring out all the Interstate freaks, from a dude in a baggy tank top murdering Butthole Surfersâ€™ â€śPepperâ€ť during drunken karaoke to a party bus full of ladies trying to make â€śfetchâ€ť happen. The Alibi has an extensive food menu, with a range of fried staples and meat-heavy Hawaiian fare, but letâ€™s be real: Nobody comes here to do anything but get super wastoid, belt out â€śWe Didnâ€™t Start the Fireâ€ť after downing five High Lifes and two very questionable Singapore slings, and send sketchy messages to every single Tinder match. Swipe right forever, dudes. MICHAEL MANNHEIMER.
Happy Hour: 3-7 pm daily. $3 wells, $2 PBR, $5 mai tais.
Entertainment: Karaoke seven nights a week after 9 pm, lottery, video poker.