[For our guide to 157 Portland bars, including our 2014 bar of the year, click here.]
Which Portland bar...Your score (scroll to top to see it after finishing quiz):
18-40%: The liver is strong, but the mind is weak.
41%-66%: We consider you a friend to bars. But not a very good friend. More like an acquaintance.
67%-90%: You smell like whiskey.... in the good way.
91%-100%: Congratulations! You cheated! And you're an alcoholic.