1. PDX Airport Bidon, $25
The Athletic, theathleticcommunity.com.
Printed on Specialized's Purist water bottle, a polymer treated with silicon dioxide in a process called "plasma-enhanced chemical vapor deposition" that's supposed to provide the clean taste of glass but looks like carpet.
2. PDX Airport Socks, $15
American-made cycle socks that look like carpet.
3. PDX Airport Carpet Casquette, $15
An Italian-made cycling cap that looks like carpet.
4. PDX Carpet Jersey, $80
It's in My Heart, itsinmyheart.com.
A Colombian-made cycle jersey from a Portland company that looks like carpet.