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June 8th, 2005 Night Cabbie | NIGHT CABBIE
 

I picked up my fare downtown...

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I picked up my fare downtown during the 2:30 am bar rush; he lived in Vancouver. He started talking about his recently departed ex-girlfriend and how he was totally over her. He'd been proving this to himself by picking up one-nighters in places like Bar 71.

I opined that the girls there all seemed to look remarkably alike, down to the same style of skirt and sacral tattoo. He confessed that he'd have a hard time recognizing any of the four girls he'd slept with, and tonight he had decided not to bother.

He started asking me about my boyfriend. Didn't have one. Did I recently have a break-up? No. Was I gay? No. What was wrong with me? Don't know. How long had it been? Oh, we're getting into years rather than months here. He found this hard to believe, me being so hot and all. Uh, thanks.

When we got to his house, the fare was about $30, and he was still going on about my dry spell. He said no one should go that long, and forget the fare, I should let him do something about it. "I don't mean actually fucking you. It's just I can't think of anything I'd rather do than just lick some kitty before I go to sleep."

I politely pointed out that the fare had run to $33 while he was talking.

 
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06.07.2005 at 09:00 Reply
Years!The night cabbie must be one ugly bitch.—adamz

 

06.08.2005 at 09:00 Reply
Not one ugly bitchNo, I don't think that because she hasn't gotten laid for a while makes her an ugly bitch it just means she has standards and probably doesn't have time to meet guys and the ones she does meet are like passenger in her cab and the idea of getting a free fuck from a guy who has had 4 one night stands in the past 5 days just doesn't seem appealing to her, so I say rock on night cabbie! PS maybe you should try being a lesbian....—SK

 

06.13.2005 at 09:00 Reply
not as ugly as your attitudeWell, actually, not ugly at all. What part of "me being so hot and all" did you not understand?I defy you to go to school full time and work full time and still try and write at least SOME of the time and then find time to meet anyone that isn't an alcoholic mouth-breather who'd spend $50 on drinks for some skank in order to get himself laid and yet doesn't want to pay their cab fare.—nightcabbie

 

 
 

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