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December 20th, 2006 Night Cabbie | NIGHT CABBIE
 

I'm in the transit lane in front of the Rose Quarter, to pick up someone from the MAX.

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I'm in the transit lane in front of the Rose Quarter, to pick up someone from the MAX. A cop sits about 50 feet in front of me. No passenger arrives, so I drive off, waving at the cop as I go by.

So I'm rather startled to see his lights start flashing, and I stop about halfway up the block. And the bastard gives me a ticket for using a bus lane. "But officer, the cabs are allowed to use the bus lanes after 7 and on the weekends."

He disagrees. "No, that's only the bus mall downtown."

"With all due respect," I say, "I've been doing this for years and have never heard that. I've sat and chatted with cops in this lane."

He doesn't care. "That's their business. I'm writing you a ticket for failure to obey a traffic device." Fuck. I have never had a ticket before.

Once at court, the first 20 people are all dismissed for various reasons. Naturally, I'm the first one on the docket who will actually be tried. The cop tells his version of the story. I am asked for mine.

"Well, your honor, he omitted one pertinent fact from his account, which is that I was driving a taxicab at the time." The judge frowns at the cop. But no actual law about cabs being allowed in the bus lanes can be found (turns out it's more of a "gentlemen's agreement"), so with some reluctance the judge convicts me, while discharging any penalty. Sigh. At least I didn't have to pay the $400.

 
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12.20.2006 at 11:46 Reply
Now that's more like it, NC2. Some actual cab-oriented text...Honest...Not on your high horse for the first time ever. A nice start. I may have to move along now...

 

12.20.2006 at 01:40 Reply
A gazillion shitbags skittering to and fro in Central and you get whacked!? Did your guardian of democracy have a DPSST number that read like a VISA card and 20 minutes seniority? Musta been a slow shift....

 

12.20.2006 at 02:59 Reply
Why didn't you strike up a conversation about Dead Moon or R.E.M.?

 

12.21.2006 at 07:25 Reply
hmph...In the old days, portland cabbies kept the mayor's family cars lubed, gassed, and tires rotated, and in return never got hassled by cops for illegal parking or hauling working girls and their Johns. A symbiotic relationship. Commerce worked. A low paying job had a few perks. And cabbies did not get hassled for keeping swells out of jams. So what put the twist in the tightie whities of the cop class?

 

12.22.2006 at 08:22 Reply
Revenue. It's all about revenue. Yeah, the cops used to leave us alone...not anymore. You can be ticketed if someone smokes a cigarette in your cab now, $100, per city ordinance # 178705. Seat Belts ? Yep, you, the passenger get a ticket if you foolishly choose not to wear one. More than 4 passengers ? You get a ticket. This is also a very convenient way for the Blueshirts to peek into just what you are up to in that cab.

When you come over the top of the Fremont bridge, and take the Hwy 30 exit, the speed limit immediately slows to 45mph. Coming. Off. A. Freaking. Freeway. Ding ding ding, that little speed trap cost me $141.

And, now that the city, in all of it's corruption, greed, and unbelieveable arrogance, is rebuilding the entire bus mall from the ground up, with rail, and talking about routing Burnside and Couch into one-way streets with yet another streetcar line for the wealthy Californians inhabiting the so-called "Pearl."

Now, what with the Peak Oil hypothesis and all, I would actually agree that some good old 19th century technology like streetcars might be called for in a rapidly growing city. But it's gonna get ugly while all this is rammed down the throats of those of us who drive these streets for a living. And, the people who use those streetcars won't actually be expected to pay for the entire cost of them.

Ultimately, the Cab industry will actually benefit from all the public transit infrastructure, as people will find that streetcars and trams can only do so much for them. Look at city scenes in any old movie from the 30s...there are tons of cabs and streetcars, and fewer private vehicles. But, it will be a rough transition.

 

 
 

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