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February 14th, 2007 Night Cabbie | NIGHT CABBIE
 

I'd been on autopilot for days.

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I'd been on autopilot for days. "He got in and said where to go. We went, discussing inoffensive topics/in silence. I dropped him off. He tipped me reasonably, and wished me good-night." That's far more typical than anything else, but is hardly riveting material. I promise myself that I will stir up something worth writing about my next passenger, no matter what.

He has stuff hanging all over his belt, so I ask what he does. Upon hearing he works for the gas company, I tell him a funny story.

I once reported a gas leak. The guy came out, waved his little electronic nose, and said all was well. As the devices are calibrated to accept a certain base level of gas, I asked him to turn it down. Still nothing. I begged for one more recalibration; he humored me the way one does a whiny child. But then it started to click. I, and my cats, had smelled a gas leak far below what should be detectable by the human nose.

The punchline He said, "Oh yeah, I remember you, all right. No one back at the office believed me."

I pull over immediately and turn around. "Oh my god, was that you How cool!" I offer to come back to his dispatch office and prove his story to all and sundry, and he wants to take me up on it. Yes!

You know, usually I treasure this odd olfactory trait. Unfortunately, it can sometimes be a liability in this job....

—nightcabbie@wweek.com

 
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02.14.2007 at 10:30 Reply
I share your trait. I worked in the woods, and could tell by just walking by a pickup or truck that it had a problem and where---I smelled the bad seal, leak, worn belt, brakes, whatever. Same with the stuff they put in natural gas to give it the smell. It's a liablility in my old age, as I can smell cigarette smoke from a month ago. And hate it. I wake up in the middle of the night because I smell something...the neighbor's wood stove. My inner alarm system. Annoying at times.

 

02.14.2007 at 11:22 Reply
Admit it, it's kinda neat _sometimes_ though, isn't it? I'm very curious, did you ever notice or utilize it in your interpersonal relationships? I can smell fear, incipient lust, rising anger, etc. It's pretty hard (for a non-smoker) to lie to me; I can usually smell the attendant increase in adrenaline, or the faint sweat of the palms. I was once teased about having an unfair advantage!

Have you ever experienced the like? (Incidentally, I diagnosed my VW by smell occasionally too.)

I can wake up in the middle of the night and know which of the cats is currently sleeping on my head by smell. : )

And the same was true of my mother, and her mother, and her mother...

 

02.15.2007 at 11:12 Reply
When I quit smoking, my olfactory sense went wild. I could locate a bratwurst hidden in a stadium with one nostril, or a Danish pastry in a paint factory.

A keen sense of smell is a wonderful survival mechanism. I've met a few people whose noses were like bloodhounds', and my grandfather could tell when it was going to rain by smelling a handful of dirt. He was never wrong.

 

02.16.2007 at 09:52 Reply
Ed
I've been told I have a powerful smell, but luckily my smeller doesn't smell so well. I think it's a different kind of survival mechanism.

 

02.17.2007 at 01:45 Reply
"bratwurst in a stadium with one nostril...." Jeff, you are always too much.

It reminds my of something my psychopharmacology professor said, along the lines of if our taste buds were as sensitive to sugar as our brains were to hormones, we'd be able to taste a single grain of sugar in a swimming pool...

 

 
 

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