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June 13th, 2007 Night Cabbie | NIGHT CABBIE
 

The guy's on crutches

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The guy's on crutches, so I helpfully move my stuff off of the front seat so he can get in. Once he's settled, I'm happy to hear that he's headed to Milwaukie. It's been a slow night, and I need the trip.

I turn the key, and Mr. Lif comes from the speakers as I maneuver into traffic.

"What's this fucking nigger music?" the guy yells, "you some kind of fucking nigger or something?"

"OK man, trip's over." I pull back to the side of the road.

The guy's incredulous and refuses to get out. I tell him that while I understand that he's drunk and injured, I'm refusing him service.

"Damn straight I'm drunk! That's why I called a fucking cab!"

"Then behave yourself with the next guy."

His face reddens as his body language grows more animated. The crutches are wedged so that he can't use them, and I figure that if he swings with a fist he'll miss or graze me. If it happens, my best choice is to just get out of the cab and have the cops deal with him—I don't want to be seen fighting a disabled man, and it's not like he can chase me.

I unbuckle my seat belt and take the key out of the ignition, actions he seems to take as a threat. He yells at me as he gets out, and I've already pulled away before he can finish swinging a crutch at where the trunk was.

 
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06.13.2007 at 07:23 Reply
The world is full of people that the world would be better off without. If, in a moment of misguided compassion, I'd picked this one up hitchhiking, and he'd said something like that, the ride would have been over. Drop him off on a freeway divider at rush hour.

Maybe he behaved with the next driver. But it was an act. Unfotunately, assholery is not a silent killer. There'll be a next time, and a next time ...

 

06.13.2007 at 08:23 Reply
One can only hope that the reason for his crutches in the first place came from a rightly deserved ass kicking.

 

06.14.2007 at 05:42 Reply
Pee
That's what I'm thinkin'. The bastard opened his mouth, got a boot up his ass, now he's on crutches.

 

06.15.2007 at 02:36 Reply
I miss the old Night Cabby -- the one who talked to people, maybe disagreed with them or even argued with them a little, but in general took them where they needed to go.

Look -- if your fare had managed to say "Turn that crap off" without dropping the N-bomb, what would have happened? I don't know about PDX, but in NYC that situation doesn't come up because any cabbie who refused to turn off the music would lose his license.

But no, he went one step over the line, so now you're the hero and he's the goat. Feh. I wouldn't want to be either one of you.

I wonder how your predecessor would have handled the guy? Too bad we'll never know.

 

06.15.2007 at 03:41 Reply
Puhleeze. Like any good Portlander, I suspect your outrage is quite selective. Not to mention the fact that your much vaunted liberal tolerance only applies to things you agree with. Let's reverse roles, shall we? Let's say your fare was an older black man on crutches. He gets in and you pop in something demonstrably white, Fleetwood Mac say. He then launches into a tirade about 'What's this fucking honky music, are you some kind of fucking honky?' Do you erupt in racial outrage and put him to the curb? Almost certainly not. You scramble to select something more racially appropriate while profusely apologizing for your insensitivity.

Shallow, hypocritical putz...

 

 
 

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