1. In Bruges: Colin Farrell goes to Belgium, hangs out with dwarves, shoots children. Bring the kids! Bring the dwarves! Academy, Kennedy School, Laurelhurst, Valley.
2. Paranoid Park: Gus Van Sant, Portland locales, lethal teens. Also crippling guilt. It’s like Catholic school, only slightly more homoerotic. Academy, Laurelhurst.
3. Persepolis: Cartoon characters dressed in hijab. Kinky! Laurelhurst.
4. The Apartment: Jack Lemmon’s not in drag this week. Sorry, ladies. Laurelhurst.
5. Penelope: Christina Ricci, hot and porcine. Grand Lodge, Kennedy School.
