1. In Bruges: Colin Farrell hangs out with dwarves, shoots children. Bring the kids! Bring the dwarves! Academy, Laurelhurst, Valley.

2. Paranoid Park: Gus Van Sant, Portland locales, lethal teens. Also crippling guilt. It's like Catholic school, only slightly more homoerotic. Academy, Laurelhurst.

3. Persepolis: Cartoon characters dressed in hijab. Kinky! Laurelhurst.

4. The Bank Job: Cockney bank robbers. Blimey. Laurelhurst.

5. 21: MIT card sharks. Blimey. Academy, Avalon, Laurelhurst, Milwaukie, Valley.