Vulcan Butt Pinch

Tired of the usual Valentines Day theatrical humdrum? Feel like the vaginas have said enough? Here's a V-Day show that's just a little bit different. Toy Boat Productions is putting on a show called Choke on My Heart, a series of valentines one-acts. I know what you're thinking, “BORING!” But wait! One of them is called The Catholic School Girl and the Gay Klingon. Now, I've always been somewhat fond of catholic school girls and although I've never seen a gay Klingon, I've got a feeling I'm going to like it! The only thing better would be a Gay Klingon, and Mr. Spock in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit. “Why are you touching me there? That is illogical!” Coho Theater, 2257 NW Raleigh St., 220-2646. 7 pm Tuesday and Wednesday, Feb 13 and 14. $10.