Tired of the usual Valentines Day theatrical humdrum? Feel like the vaginas have said enough? Here's a V-Day show that's just a little bit different. Toy Boat Productions
is putting on a show called Choke on My Heart
, a series of valentines one-acts. I know what you're thinking, “BORING!” But wait! One of them is called The Catholic School Girl and the Gay Klingon
. Now, I've always been somewhat fond of catholic school girls and although I've never seen a gay Klingon, I've got a feeling I'm going to like it! The only thing better would be a Gay Klingon, and Mr. Spock in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit. “Why are you touching me there? That is illogical!” Coho Theater, 2257 NW Raleigh St., 220-2646. 7 pm Tuesday and Wednesday, Feb 13 and 14. $10.