So you know today's Oregonian A&E feature
pandering to backwater yokels whose all-night pie consumption at Shari's is spoiled by the knowledge that somewhere young, thin people are fucking behind food carts and looking down their effete noses on American cheese? It was written by a freelancer named Lee Williams
Why does that name ring a bell? Because this is the same Lee Williams who, four years ago, helped the FCC shut down Portland's pirate radio station,
the Portland Radio Authority.
This is why we can't have nice things.