[Dear readers: We were all drunk and when we wrote, edited and "fact checked" this piece, hence the mistakes listed in the comments section (which was having technical problems as of the time of this apology note). The bunk photo (now removed) was my fault, not Andy's. I'm going to leave the other mistakes intact to prove what idiots we are, and more specifically, I am. I promise we only messed this up because we were working on a big surprise for your birthday and our minds were on that. Apologies, Ed.]
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WWeek 2015