loves this Rachel Comey dress ($440)
from local online retailer Le Train Bleu
so much, she is considering spamming the world with an email of the "Attention Please: Compliments of the day to you. I hereby write to you as the lawyer to Retail Therapist who is presently very sick here in hospital and requires your assistance toward the donation of all your financial assets to the purchase of a Rachel Comey dress from Le Train Bleu…It is my duty as her lawyer to ensure that your funds will be effectively used for their intended purposes, which is basically charity work…"
But that, and diverting any excess funds collected toward the purchase of a pair of Rachel Comey Bowline Booties
($330), is probably unethical. Right?