Retail Therapist
"Attention Please: Compliments of the day to you. I hereby write to you as the lawyer to Retail Therapist who is presently very sick here in hospital and requires your assistance toward the donation of all your financial assets to the purchase of a Rachel Comey dress from Le Train Bleu…It is my duty as her lawyer to ensure that your funds will be effectively used for their intended purposes, which is basically charity work…"