February Fashion Proclamation

Whereas one was led to believe that spring had sprung, only to be doused with a wintery cold, hard rain the very next day: And whereas there is nothing in the stores for one to buy and wear that makes any sense at all for several more weeks: And whereas last night's Project Runway was a rerun and there is nothing visually inspiring on the media horizon until the Oscar ceremony on March 7:

Retail Therapist hereby proclaims and declares today Yellow Skirt and Royal Blue Tights Day. Done at the city of Portland, this twenty sixth day of February, in the year two thousand and ten.