Whereas one was led to believe that spring had sprung, only to be doused with a wintery cold, hard rain the very next day: And whereas there is nothing in the stores for one to buy and wear that makes any sense at all for several more weeks: And whereas last night's Project Runway
was a rerun and there is nothing visually inspiring on the media horizon until the Oscar ceremony on March 7
hereby proclaims and declares today Yellow Skirt and Royal Blue Tights Day
. Done at the city of Portland, this twenty sixth day of February, in the year two thousand and ten.