Here's my yelp review of his job performance: Poor unreliable service. The well touted entree was underwhelming and disappointing. Go do your damn job, you preening attention craving jackass

"Who knew he had so much time on his hands."

Everybody who's been paying attention but you, apparently.

I wish there was a term better than "ass clown" for the Yelpmaster. 'Craven narcissist" is good but too literary; "self-centered, vindictive, lying jerk" is good, but too wordy.

Guess I'll go with ass clown, then.

Review: Sam Adams’ Mayoral Café. Earnest, four-year-old establishment catering to the downtown power set, underemployed hipsters, and bike-riding bobos. Scattered menu seeks to please all palates, but ultimately overpromises what the kitchen can actually deliver: mostly standard liberal fare dressed with a cloying green sauce. Entrées are well-presented but lack substance and are ultimately unsatisfying. Large staff delivers surprisingly inattentive service. An overhyped and disappointing dining experience. Pricing: $$$$$$$$$ (payment accepted by water bill only). Rating: one star.

@ Davey Blun....great review! Yikeyelpyol....careful, Chris Jericho might sue you,lol