The Bud Clark regional—named after the most gregarious mayor the city ever produced—has been oddly deserted over the first two rounds, perhaps because the frontrunner is a dessert.

Maybe if we had put googly eyes on it, you'd have been more passionate about the bacon maple bar—or as we call her at the office, Miss Piggy Tree-sap. And if only Tres Shannon had not recused himself in order to devote his time to not opening the Portland P Palace!

Anyway, on to the voting. Remember, you can vote for Conrad Jarrett over here, and see the whole bracket here.