Fortune-Tellers Divided On Race for Portland Mayor

They predict Hales or Brady or Smith in the runoff

By COREY PEIN

We don't know about you, but we just couldn't wait for the election results in the Portland mayor's race to roll in tomorrow night.

So we sent WW news intern Cody Newton to consult with the experts on the future—astrologers, fortune tellers and psychics.

Only two—Tarot card counselor Caffeine Jones and certified Magi astrologer Ken Humke—accepted the challenge.

WW asked Jones and Humke to focus on the leading candidates, Eileen Brady (Gemini), Charlie Hales (Aquarius) and Jefferson Smith (Cancer).

We are posting the fortune-tellers' fuller responses below. But for those with short attention spans, here's the upshot.

Jones, the Tarot reader who disclosed her support for Occupy Portland protester/candidate Cameron Whitten, offers the following:

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