There will be plenty of time between now and the Dec. 3 Civil War for OSU and Oregon fanatics to hash out every possible angle of what could happen on the field. (As for work, yeah whatever.)
But marketing waits for nobody, and thus from the folks who brought you the latest in Halloween night wear
at Autzen Stadium come a new line of "must-wear items
" for next week's nationally televised game to decide who goes to the Rose Bowl.
It's beyond me how anybody would risk new clothes for the "most important game in the history of the universe" rather than relying on a "lucky Civil War ensemble" (if you must know, '95 Rose Bowl hat with a gray "Turf's Up" t-shirt, under fraying white turtleneck with old-school Duck on the collar, under green vest with old-school Duck and dark-green hoodie with the newer "O"). But if you're willing to run that risk (doubled in my mind if you put on an article of clothes with the other team's colors), here you go.