[THEATER] Northwest Classical
Theatre Company stages George
Bernard Shaw’s frenzied farce about
a young woman who tries to climb
society’s metaphorical ladders and
a man who climbs into her actual
window.
Sunn 0)))
[METAL] The live performances by
this long-running extreme metal
outfit are known for two things: an
abundant use of smoke machines
and volume levels that will reduce
your poor eardrums to useless flaps
of skin.
Roseland Theater, 8 NW 6th
Ave., 971-230-0033. 9 pm. $20.
All ages.
St. Johns Winter Beer Fest [BEER!] By this point, Portland’s blood should be running black with a light, nutty head—unless we’ve picked up a new liver. Well, here’s another fantastic celebration of all things strong, ale-y or defrosting. Beers from Oakshire, Stone, Uinta, 10 Barrel, Lucky Lab and St. Bernardus will be poured. Other than Tim, the sausage guy, parked outside, this event is beer or bust.
Plew’s Brews, 8409 N Lombard St., 283-2243. Noon-midnight Friday-Sunday, Dec. 14-16. $1 tasting tickets, $5 commemorative glasses. 21+.
Aranya
[METALLLLLL] “Epic” is an overused
adjective in the rock-crit lexicon, but
applying any other word to the mountainous,
prog-y, European folk-metal of Portland’s
Aranya would be inaccurate. Just look at the
band’s latest release: It manages
to pack enough mythology into 18 dense minutes to power several
hours worth of Tolkien film adaptations. Shit, the group even
invented its own deity, for crying out loud!
Club 21, 2035 NE Glisan St., with Order of the Gash
and Creature Guts on Friday, Dec. 14. 9 pm. Free. 21+.
David Bazan Band,
Stagnant Pools
[MUSIC] He
wouldn’t make the transformation
explicit until years later, on 2009
solo debut Curse Your Branches,
but Control was the dog-eared
page in David Bazan’s songbook
where he crossed the line from
thinking man’s evangelist to outspoken
critic of the American
Jesus. Bazan’s band Pedro the
Lion had once been a staple of
the Christian music-festival circuit.
Control, with its tongue-in-cheek
hymns and bitter disdain for consumer
culture, found the group
cruising along a few miles past
the last exit to salvation. A decade
after its release, Control stands
up as a masterful rock record—
even before one fully absorbs the
gut-wrenching lyrics—and shines
brightly as the pivotal moment in
Bazan’s career when he realized
stark emotional honesty was more
powerful than parable. He and his
current band will play the album in
its entirety tonight. Rejoice! CASEY
JARMAN.
Mississippi Studios, 3939
N Mississippi Ave., 288-3895. 9 pm.
Sold out. 21+.
Saturday, Dec. 15
King Hedley II [THEATER] An apocalyptic threat simmers
throughout August Wilson’s play, the ninth in his 10-play Pittsburgh
Cycle. Set in 1985 in a black Pittsburgh neighborhood ravaged by
socioeconomic decline, violence and spiritual blight—evocatively rendered
with the set’s chain-link fence, dirt floor and wind chime made
of weather-beaten forks and spoons—a sense of decay pervades the
play’s proceedings. But while King may seek spiritual and economic
redemption, the bitter temptations of crime, vengeance and self-destruction
tick around him, like bombs ready to blast. Much damage
has already been wrought, but outright devastation looms at the
squeaky screen door.
Portland Playhouse, 602 NE Prescott St.,
488-5822. 7:30 pm Thursdays-Fridays, 2 and 7:30 pm Saturdays, 2 pm
Sundays, Dec. 13-30. $23-$32.
Mike Mignola
[COMICS] Comics fans may have
been devastated when paranormal
investigator and crime fighter
Hellboy died in 2011. But Hellboy
creator Mike Mignola has resurrected
the character for the new
series Hellboy in Hell, following his
adventures in the afterlife. Mignola
will be signing comics as well as displaying
his own original artwork. So
go to hell; it’ll be fun.
Things From
Another World, 2916 NE Broadway,
284-4693, tfaw.com. 7 pm. Free.
Breakside Winter Formal [BEER] Between the wintry brews from
Breakside Brewery, the Commons
and Burnside Brewing, the invitation
to dress “Portland formal”
and DJ Anjali and the Incredible
Kid’s steamy rainforest beats, this
might as well be held in a gently
heated sub-Saharan nightclub. As
if the see-and-be-seen vibe weren’t
enough, prizes will be awarded for
best dressed and best dancer, and
a king and queen will be chosen.
Melody Ballroom, 615 SE Alder St.,
232-2759. 7:30 pm. $12, $20.
Nuggets Night[MUSIC]
Nuggets—as you should know if you don't—is a now nearly legendary box-comp of obscure '60s, and '70s garage, psyche, pop, soul and freakout returned to light from dusty '45 bins. For six years now Slabtown's been resurrecting the resurrection with a series of benefit cover shows by local garage bands digging into the
Nuggets repertoire. This time around it's a 13-band pile-up (Pynnacles, Suicide Notes, Satin Chaps, et al.), with proceeds going to the Oregon Music Hall of Fame and to two indie-garage entities hit hard by Hurricane Sandy: record label Norton Records and radio station WFMU, the oldest independent radio station in the country.
Slabtown, 1033 NW 16th Ave., on
Saturday, Dec. 15. 9 pm. $8. 21+. Listen to DJ HWY 7's top five Nuggets tracks
here.
MellowHype, Trash
Talk, Cassow, Raw Nerves
[MUSIC] The connecting
thread between this show’s coheadliners
is that MellowHype and
Trash Talk are both signed to Odd
Future Records, the label run by
the hip-hop collective of the same
name. But it is hopefully a harbinger
for more daring pairings, as both of
the above bands diverge wildly in
musical approaches. MellowHype is
the Odd Future offshoot that highlights
the oily, playful rhymes of
Hodgy Beats and producer Left
Brain’s whip-smart sound collages.
Trash Talk, on the other hand, is a
hardcore politico-punk band with
dozens of big-ticket targets in its
collective cross hairs, including
crooked cops, PR flacks and the
government. What keeps these two
groups together (this is their second
joint tour) is an anarchic spirit that
places a premium on illegal substances
and youthful braggadocio.
ROBERT HAM.
Branx, 320 SE 2nd
Ave., 234-5683. 8 pm. $13. All ages.
Whitey Morgan
[MUSIC] There
isn’t a better place in Portland to
host Whitey Morgan and his 78s
than the Landmark Saloon. The
Division Street tavern is one of
the metro area’s only legit country
bars, and Morgan is one of the
few legit country singers who ever
passes through town. Like the
best revivalists in any genre, the
Michigan songwriter really doesn’t
seem to know what decade it is.
His self-titled 2010 debut is full of
twangy guitars, twinkling pedal
steel and drawling vocals telling
tales of booze, jukeboxes and
Buicks. There ain’t nothing “alternative”
about this dude: It’s pure
outlaw country so authentic you’d
think he’d been trapped in the
storage room of an abandoned
Midwest honky-tonk since the
1970s. Come to think of it, who’s to
say that isn’t the case?
Landmark Saloon, 4847
SE Division St., 894-8132. 9:30 pm.
$5. 21+.
Sunday, Dec. 16
Publication Fair[BOOKS] Look, people. In a world where "local writer" is often worth a shudder, Portland has a terrific wealth of local writers and
publishing houses and specialty bookstores with work worth bunkering in for; much of this will all be gathered together all in the same place, from Division Leap micro-bookstore to Tin House to Floating World Comics to Perfect Day Publishing. Don't be surprised if the girl in the pumpkin scarf just plain explodes from the excitement.
The Cleaners at the Ace Hotel, 1022 SW Stark St, 228-2277. 12-6 pm. Free.
Choral Arts
Ensemble of Portland [CLASSICAL] The choir performs what’s likely
the finest holiday music of the 20th
century: Benjamin Britten’s glorious
A Ceremony of Carols , plus
close runner-up Francis Poulenc’s
Christmas motets. Also included
are some 21st-century carol settings
by rising contemporary choral
composer Ola Gjeilo and more, like
Tomas Luis de Victoria’s Renaissance
masterpiece, O Magnum Mysterium ,
and associated Mass settings.
First
Unitarian Church, 1011 SW 13th Ave.,
488-3834. 3 pm. $10-$18.
The Mountain Goats
[MUSIC] On the band’s latest album,
Transcendental Youth, head Goat
John Darnielle recaptures that
pissed-off, over-caffeinated and
twitchy teenage fire he is such a
master at crystallizing in a cutting
turn-of-phrase.
Aladdin Theater,
3017 SE Milwaukie Ave., 234-9694. 8
pm. $22.50. Under 21 permitted with
legal guardian.Until the Music Stops: Optimo
DJs, Nathan Detroit, Phone Call
[DJ DANCING] Despite all
our naughty deeds committed
while clubbing over the past year,
Holocene is being nice this holiday
season and looks to revel in a
night of debauchery by importing
Glasgow DJs Optimo. The trancey
house duo spun in famed dance
club Sub Club for nearly 15 years
before taking their renowned and
unpredictable mixes on the road.
Joining them is Nathan Detroit
of Holocene’s Booty Bassment to
crank the bass and make Santa’s
ass cheeks rumble with a thick and
heavy rap playlist. A third dancepop
stocking stuffer, Phone Call,
will play a live set and rage until
the wee hours, or until you find a
sugar-plum fairy. DREW LENIHAN.
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison St.,239-7639. 9 pm. Free. 21+.