Look, let's be honest with ourselves. We're not going to do anything productive. And when friends say, "Hey everybody! Come join me at this bar! Right by my house!" you will say in response, "Come join me at this bar! By my house!"

We might go to the Lan Su Garden on Saturday, because it's Chinese New Year, and it'll be snowy and pretty. But these are our actual, heartfelt suggestions for this weekend: 

Sled!