Beeeeeeeeerrrrr....

Given that Portland is home not only to a zombie walk, zombie ride and zombie prom, but also a zombie "safe zone," zombie opera and even zombie vampires (say whaaaaat?), it seems unfair that Minneapolis, a city that yields only 226,000 hits for "zombie" to Portland's three-quarters of a million, should get the nation's first reported zombie-themed bar.

All right, undead bartenders of Portland: can you match this?