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JUICY SUITS: Crushed by the Silver Surfer

By JAMES PITKIN
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the most powerful superhero in the Marvel universe
the Silver Surfer would beat the Hulk
Regal Cinemas Theater
life-sized Silver Surfer statue,
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
neck strain,
neck surgery.
$3 million for pain and suffering.
fall on my head,
Dr. Doom

WWeek 2015