If you missed Lizard Lounge's massive warehouse sale over Valentine's Day weekend, you should definitely keep your calendar open for Nolita's equally massive, equally awesome warehouse sale which starts on Thursday, Feb. 26.

The cash-only sale will feature 50-80 percent off brands that have never been sold for such tiny numbers: tees for $10, True Religion jeans for around $45, cashmere from Helmut Lang for around $75. If the cops are suspicious of your giant wad of cash, tell them it's for jeans, not junk.

Nolita, 932 NW 10th Ave., 274-7114.