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hipsters
hip equation
here (pdf)
  1. Volume wouldn't necessarily be a good unit to use in these calculations, as hipsters often gather outside to smoke American Spirits on porches at house shows, ride fixed-gear bikes, and other such activities.
  2. As the amount of non-hipsters goes up, the numerator becomes smaller and the overall concentration of hipsters goes down. If you are a hipster though, the equation won't work because it divides by 0, and you're a pretentious dickhead.
  3. Hipster activity coefficients are additive across the entire area being measured as well, effectively letting each sour dickweed piss on things their own special way.

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