hip equation
  • Volume wouldn't necessarily be a good unit to use in these calculations, as hipsters often gather outside to smoke American Spirits on porches at house shows, ride fixed-gear bikes, and other such activities.
  • As the amount of non-hipsters goes up, the numerator becomes smaller and the overall concentration of hipsters goes down. If you are a hipster though, the equation won't work because it divides by 0, and you're a pretentious dickhead.
  • Hipster activity coefficients are additive across the entire area being measured as well, effectively letting each sour dickweed piss on things their own special way.