Thanks for the Mussels?

Working at a newspaper one gets used to making people angry enough to send all sorts of hate mail. Sometimes the mail is boring, sometimes exceedingly strange. But this? This is way beyond what we're accustomed to. The box pictured is just outside our offices, maybe four feet from our front door. And what do we find inside this morning?


Mussels. Lots and lots of hairy, fresh-from-the-sea mussels. There's also a clam in there.


Did we tick off the bivalve mollusc lobby? Is True World Foods still annoyed about that article two years ago? Is this somehow related to Sam Adams? Does someone think this is an appropriate way to celebrate Valentine's Day?


And who's going to clean this up?